12 December, 2009

CC23: Snooker

I was forced to watch Snooker for nearly an hour tonight.
I wrote this Strongly-Worded-Letter on the BBC's complaints system.

Lateness Of Transmission

Hello, I tuned in at 9:30 on Saturday night to watch the extremely entertaining show "Have I got A Bit More News For You", a favourite of mine for some years now.
I was shocked and disgusted to find that the show had been delayed in favour of an extended game of the so-called sport "Snooker".
There was no estimation as to when the "Snooker" would end, allowing an entertaining nights television to continue which forced me to sit through over half an hour of this painful 'sport'.

Please do not allow this to happen again.
Here are a list of possible solutions to this issue:
a) Stop showing "Snooker": Several of the announcers on this program suggested that the BBC were considering cancelling it. I think this is an excellent idea.
b) Move "Snooker" to a less popular channel: BB3 for example, would be a good home for this program. Or maybe BBC Wales.
c) Bring "Snooker" to an immediate end once its time-slot has been filled: just tell the players that they don't have to go home, but they cannot stay here.

Yours Sincerely,
For the record I have nothing against Snooker per Se. I just never want to watch it. Ever.

Oh son-of-a-bitch they just cancelled Have I Got A Bit More News For You for the night because snooker used up its time-slot.
Okay, that's it. I fucking hate snooker!
blog comments powered by Disqus