10 February, 2009

CC2: Shower Temperature Controls

Let me tell you about my shower: is fucking state-of-the-art, it uses electricity to heat up water, it is like a kettle, crossed with a pump, crossed with awesome.
But my shower is retarded: if you have flushed the toilet within five minutes of getting in it magically switches to hyper-heat mode and attempts to boil you like a lobster.
WTF is up with that shit? And better still, the only way of getting it back to normal temperatures is to turn it off and stand there shivering for ten minutes!
'Why are you late?'
'My fucking shower...'
'Why are you swearing at me?'
'Fucking... Shower...'